Things that Piss Me Off!

Things that piss me off
Here is a short list of things that piss me off. I may add things to
this list as time goes on, and I may not... who knows? Enjoy.

--Getting a haircut

--Shaving

--Going too long without a haircut or shave

--Going to sleep

--Waking up

--Dandelions

--Stupidity

--Vince Vaughn

--Fake boobs

--People smoking anywhere near me (this includes any kind of smoke, not just cigs)

--Cheap asphalt

--Any and all Apple iApps (such as iTunes, iMovie, etc)

--People in public who don't seem to realize that there are other people besides them who may need to navigate by/around them

--PETA

--USB 1

--People who cannot spell "definitely" correctly

--Interlacing

--Cowboy hats

--50Hz (the refresh rate, not the audio frequency)

--Composite video

--Constipation

--John Leguizamo

--WMV & WMA formats

--People who drive under the speed limit

--The sun

--Lossy audio compression, like MP3

--All MPEG video or any compression scheme that uses interframes

--People who stretch 4:3 video to fit a 16:9 screen

--Wasps, hornets & yellowjackets

--Flies

--Most airlines

--Explosions without a death toll

--Gnats

--Mosquitoes

--Cats who feel the need to vomit and/or pee on the rug

--Dog slobber

--Diane Keaton

--The lack of teleportation

--Parallel ports

--Sunburns

--Carls Jr commercials

--Microsoft Internet Explorer

--Celery

--Power Point

--Excel

--Nearly anything that requires extreme amounts of patience

--Dust

--The smell of seafood (and usually the taste, too)

--John Cusak

--Memory sticks... they're just so lame

--People who spend time looking for a close parking space

--Optical media burned at too high of a speed

--Matthew McConaughey

--Static electricity

--Geese

--Shipping via UPS

--Uwe Boll

--Those lame AIDS/Breast Cancer ribbons (they won't help cure you or anyone else)

--Squirrels

--Raccoons

--Foxes

--Command prompts

--Those who have no respect for punctuality

--Apple/MicroSoft updates breaking more than they fix

--Randy Newman

--Movie theater prices

--Tildes

--MTV

--Broken CD cases

--Sticker residue

--Bose

--Sonic (the restaurant, not the game... though lately the game sucks as well)

--Real Player/Media

--Anything that makes a buzzing sound (get your mind out of the gutter)

--Soccer, baseball and other sports where excitement is extremely rare

--Matrixed (ie: fake) surround sound

--Home theaters in a box

--Clowns (I'm not afraid of them, they're just stupid and therefore anger me)

--Zapf Dingbats, Webdings and other retarded non-fonts

--Billy Bob Thornton

--Pokemon

--Dongles

--Audio clipping (levels, not content)

--Long-sleeved shirts

--Circuit City

--Interpolated frames on 120Hz TVs

--Firecrackers

--Automatic transmissions

--Blind faith

--Buildings less than 100 stories tall

--Bike seats

--Itches on my back that I cannot scratch

--Thin walls

--Dolby "A"-Type

--Knowing that there is a project that I have not yet completed

--Those lame "tramp stamp" tattoos on the small of the back (right above the ass) that almost every female my age and under seems to have

--"Moist" farts

--Books that are fiction

--Being offered countless warranties and miscellaneous "reward zone" nonsense when being rung up by a cashier

--Being asked for my phone number, e-mail address and/or zip code when being rung up by a cashier (which I either decline or lie about... or give out freely if the cashier is cute)

--College sports

--2001: A Space Odyssey (watching turds flush is more entertaining... and has better editing)

--Nuts

--Crappy music

--Roland Emmerich

--Sand. It's coarse and rough and irritating and it gets everywhere.

--Salad

--Tom Green

--Roundabouts

--Mayonnaise

--Klipsch

--Unskippable previews and menus on DVDs

--Family Guy

--VHS HQ

So, what pisses you off?